Nice Combination

Terrible Dad Joke #1: Camping in your room would be "in-tents" (intense)

Impossible Parent Question #1:
Q: How do you manage not to lock the front door when you go out?
A: Dunno, just forgot.
Q: No, that's not the answer, you can't 'forget' to lock the door. It's like forgetting to put your shoes on before you go out. It just doesn't happen.

How hilarious life is.

To more pressing matters, yesterday was a bunch of larks. Met up with dear friend J (who I need to give a more deserving nickname to) and her boyfriend who I suppose I have to call Mark. Witnessed duck rape in the kiddies park (which is probably just like normal sex to them) and named three cows (Sebastian, Clarence and Mayhew).

Afterwards we rode back to J's house on her Mum's bike. It's a lovely bike, and can seat two non-fat people quite comfortably. J is very talented in the pedalling department, although she very nearly crashed into a tractor while we were singing our number one hit re-make of 'A bicycle made for two'. Lyrics as follows:

Daisy, Daisy
Give me your answer do.
I'm half crazy
Because of my love for you.
It won't be a stylish marriage,
We can't afford a carriage.
But we'd look sweet,
Upon the seat,
Of a bicycle made for one-but-seating-two.

Get a look at that Miley Cyrus. Now you should be worried. Never mind bringing down Radiohead, what about us? Our movie is much more developed as well. I think it might be time for you to retire before you hurt yourself falling onto my fist.

Going back to J's today, I might bring my acoustic if I can find the case...
We gonna jam.
And we don't have any alcohol so I guess we will just have to get high off smoothies and Haribo. Probably the best thing seeing as last time we got drunk together we ended up back at college after hours. We also ended up replacing all of a friends gin and Vodka with water. And we all ended up crying hysterically before staggering off back home. Its the only way to live.