Appreciation for the Female Form

I get called a lesbian a lot. I never really understood why.

But I suddenly remembered an occurrence upon reading J's blog. It was when we were having our 'social gathering' a few fridays back, when E got out his pack of cards that had naked ladies on them:

J shows me a card

J: Is she hot?

Me: God yeah!

J: ...?

Me: Err... I mean... I don't know...

Hmm.... The light has been shed.

Please believe me, I am as straight as a ruler. The thought of kissing another girl actually makes me feel a bit gross (sorry boys). Oh put your knickers away, I'm not being a homophobe. For me, girls are great mates and the version of people I can be totally me around. I can talk about anything to my best girl mates, because I know they understand what I'm on about.

I don't really trust guys so much. Don't get me wrong, most of them are really amazing and funny, and I am perfectly capable of talking for hours about shit to them.

But some of them really piss me off. Some of them just hang around, using you as a fence post until they get what they want from someone else, then they forget you were ever friends.

Fuck you then.