Monday, 10 August 2009

I Are Fearless

Today is the 10th August. That means it is my birthday. It is 12:03, which means you have 11 hours and 57 minutes to send me a birthday text, before I hate you forever.

My dearest bearded pally J was the first to send me a most splendiferous text this morning. I luff her forever. I might luff you a bit more if you bothered to acknowledge the fact that 17 yeas ago today I made the world a better place just by being forced through a vagina.
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2 comments:

  1. Saboo10 August 2009 at 14:02

    does a comment happy birthday count

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  2. Reckoner10 August 2009 at 23:18

    yes, but only if you dont have my number. which you dont. SO FANKS VERILY

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