Monday, 29 June 2009

I Love Gammar AND CAPS LOCK

AAHHHHHHUHUHUHHGHH WATTHEFAK
WHY IS SO FUCKING HOT

WAT??
JESUS FUCKING CHRIST IM MELTING
IM MEEEELTING *THROWS SELF IN RIVER* AHAHAHHA THIS IS WOULD BE EVEN WORSE IF I WAS FAT BUT IM NOT IM MORBIDLY OBESE SO ITS ALL GRAVY BABY

CANNOT THINK IN SENTENCES OR A LOGICAL MANNER BUT CAPS LOCK MAKES EVERYTHING HILARIOUS

POO

I BET YOU LAUGHED AT THAT DIDNT YOU DIRTY HO BAG
THE HELL WHY IS THE SUN SHINING THREW MY WINDOW FUCK OFF SUN YOUR KILLING THE PLANTS AND YOURE MAKING THE FLIES DELERIOUS

THANK THE MIGHTY JESUS A CLOUD HAS FREED ME FROM MY STATE OF FAGGOTRY


I feel kind of weird eating plants near other plants.
It's like they're watching me. Kind of sick really, eating something in front of something else.
How would you feel if a plant ate a human in front of you whilst you watched. Swaying powerlessly in the breeze.
I think you would feel pretty messed up is all I'm going to say.

3 comments:

  1. i find that very very offensive
    i bet you laughed at poo didnt you?
    filthy, filthy woman

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  2. I hate you. You have affected me with your plants-will-avenge-the-plants paranoia. This morning I was quite literally shielding my cucumber from a nearby tree, chomping secretively. Then I jumped out of my skin when i realised the grass was watching me.

    uncool.

    xxx

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  3. Your mind scares me

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