Darling Sister.

My sister just touched her nose with her tongue, sniffed and said:
'Mmm smells good! But that's probably because I chew clean towels all day'

What.

I think she is a very special person. She has an alter-ego called 'Dawag', who has an alter-ego called 'Kittay'.

Dawag doesn't bother me too much, but Kittay is a bit different.

Kittay comes out when she is angry. Kittay screams a lot. The other day Kittay was getting very upset and said the only way to get her to stop shouting was for me to pour her a glass of Coke.

Okay she just informed me that Kittay has an alter-ego called 'Gay Bird'. I think I'd better go.