Sounds wkd!

5 Years Time by Noah and the Whale.

Makes me very happy.

I am in a really good mood right now, and for once I know why:

1. Skins is back

2. I'm going out to a friend's 18th tomorrow

3. I've got two offers

4. I have a lava lamp that is better than TV

5. I just had pizza
6. Soon I know it will be summer

Today the sun came out properly for the first time in a ridiculously long time. I got flashbacks from last year when we all used to hang out in the Priory drinking 55p lemonade and playing tag. I really miss just being about to go out in jeans and a tee without worrying about how many layers you might need, or whether you should wear the shoes without holes today.

Either way, I'm getting some sun this year: I'm either going to the south of France or Lanzarote in August after my 18th.

Today, apparently some 'politician-y' lady came in to have a little chat with some of the school's more intellectual students. I'm sure most of you read what happened in SBHx's blog.

She was a bit of a wanker.

A bit arrogant and aloof, and ever so slightly controversial.

A bit like Sarah Palin with her Creationist views blabbering on about how the polar bears will be fine because they'll adapt (synonym: evolve [evolutionary theory? Fail?]). Anyway, her speech patterns sounded about as relevant as:

Yeah.

I really can't stand people thinking they're intelligent when they're actually about as sharp as a brick. They should all be banished to Alabama.

In Psychology, we are learning about gender. One of the areas we've touched on is why men rape women. There are many totally irrelevant and inappropriate theories, one being that men do it because they are unable to 'maintain their status' (unable to pull) so they jump on any reasonably attractive and young woman in order to 'ensure reproductive success' (get her pregnant).

Excuse me? Since when do men engage in casual sex for baby making? Are they even aware that sex can result in babies? A majority of the male population need to be trapped inside a marriage before they'll even contemplate having children. I doubt rape is a get out of jail card from their genetic dead end.

And isn't ironic how most men won't even look twice at girls in bars unless they're shoe-horned into a tiny skirt with liberal amounts of cleavage on show? It's a delicate balance, I'm telling you. Tomorrow night, for example, I'll probably* wear heels and a relatively short skirt, however there will be NO cleavage. I'm going to be practically strapping them down*.

None. It's a bloody honey trap. And once you accidentally reel them in, there is no escape.

Next thing you know....

You're Facebook friends.

*(Definitely)

**(Do you guys have any idea how lucky you are? Ever tried running up stairs with boobs and no bra? Didn't think so.)