I have recently taken to doing the exact opposite of what my step mum expects of me.
For example, a few weeks ago on a school morning, I was minding my own business eating my cereal, and she reaches over and pulls up my top.
I'm guessing that was her way of saying I was showing too much cleavage?
So I basically went straight upstairs and put on a push-up bra.
And today, I came upstairs to find her dusting my room. I went in to put some socks away and she said 'I'm just dusting what I can'. I guess that meant she was attempting to dust lovingly for me, but couldn't get to some surfaces because my room was a TIP.
WELL IT WASN'T.
So I just dropped my socks on the floor and walked out.
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Ha lol my mum does the same thing. Except mine actually is messy, but that's beside the point I know where everything is why can't she just leave it alone. God my life is difficult.
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