Is it too early to say I less-than-three you?

This is just a short blog to acknowledge the fact that it's Valentine's Day.

I spent most of it with the only two men that really know how to make a woman feel good: Ben & Jerry.

Also watched a lot of Disney films including Pinocchio. I didn't remember that movie being quite so fucked up when I was a kid...

Will post a future blog on chat up lines that would work on me.

Have also come to the conclusion that I would actually rather go out with someone who asked me to be their pancake on Pancake Day, rather than their valentine on Valentine's Day.





It's Pancake Day eve, eve.
Oh my God shit just got real.